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The Boundaries of Medinat Israel

October 9, 2009

I was recently asked “what should the boundaries of the Zionist Entity be”? Well, dear reader, in an ideal world, the answer would be “None. It should not exist. The Land belongs to the Jews, not to the Israelis.” But we do not live in an ideal world. Here in the real world, we must make a deal with the Israelis, for we cannot fight them and the Moslems both at the same time.

The truth is, in the immediate term, they have the money but not the beitsim. We have the beitsim but not the money. Therefore, we must use our beitsim to take their money. We must make them a deal they cannot refuse. The Israelis can have the dissolute secular paradise they crave, free of all hostile borders, all responsibilities and all concerns, as long as they but keep their end of the bargain and pay good coin to the warriors of Medinat Yehudah who guard their drug-addicted ghetto. So let us draw them a border we can live with.

Drive to Ashdod, dear reader. Start just north of the city, where the Eshkol power station sits by the sea. Get on route 41 and drive west, past Gedera Junction, where 41 turns into 7, all the way to the intersection just north of the Sorek Interchange, where 6 meets 7 on its way north. That is the southern border. Turn left and drive north, up route 6. Get off at the Eyal Intersection and work your way back down south. Stop at the gas station just outside Nir Eliyahu. This is where the eastern border leaves route 6. From here, work your way back toward the coast on local roads until you get to route 4. At the Batsra Interchange, start driving north again until you reach Hadera. Skirt the eastern edge of Hadera on local roads until you’ve made it to the vicinity of the Hadera East railway station. From here, get on 65 and follow it west, to the Caesarea Interchange. From this point, the eastern border of the Zionist Entity follows route 2 to Haifa. Skirt the city on its eastern side on local roads until you get to Neve Ganim. That is the northernmost point of the Zionist ghetto’s eastern border. From the spot where Sderot Yerushalayim meets the Acre-Haifa road, draw a line straight west to the sea. That is the northern border.

Within these boundaries, you will find the vast majority of Israelis, their homes, their offices, their industries, their places of amusement, all that they ever wanted and needed in our Holy Land. They can have the beach to sun themselves on, the fleshpots of Tel Aviv to masturbate in and Haifa for a port to export whatever it is they manage to make in between shooting dope and schtupping their brains out on the beach. They can have their “Monaco, but with a university instead of a gambling hall”, as the mass murderer Chaim Weizman (y”sh) famously wanted. We must chase them into their ghetto, lock them up and throw away the key. They can rot in there until they die of their own nihilist poison and we inherit whatever fossils they leave behind on their way to join the dodo and the dinosaurs.

This is the maximum permissible extent of the Israeli ghetto. The minimal extent, and the starting point in any negotiations with the Zionists should be Tel Aviv between route twenty and the sea, with the southern border at Rehavam Ze’evi street and the northern at the Glilot Interchange.

All the rest of the Land belongs to US. To the Jews. To Medinat Yehudah. We must take it all, the sooner the better, by any means necessary, before it is too late.

18 Tishrei, 5770

What the So-Called “Russians” Really Think of the Israeli Regime

August 11, 2009

There is a widespread delusion among the dati leumi and especially in “Anglo” circles regarding the ethnic Jews, ethnic half-Jews and ethnic quarter-Jews from the post-Soviet space, the so-called “Russians”. Because these people are heavily overrepresented in the rank and file of the Yassam and some other organs of Israeli repression and because they lead largely godless, un-Jewish lives, it is assumed that they are loyal servants of the terrorist Israeli regime.

Because their only exposure to Judaism has generally been via the corrupt and corrupting heresy of the Israeli Rabbinate, many “Russians” are violently anti-haredi. Since they have never been taught the distinction, they often see no difference between one kippah-wearer and another and so act toward any kippah-wearer as they would toward the haredi heretics who have in the past treated them like dogs and continue today to do so. All of these factors have combined to cause the average Jew in the Holy Land to view the “Russians” as neo-Nazi thugs and willing kapos.

The truth is quite different. There is a mighty current of hatred for the Israeli regime and the Israeli ruling elite running just under the surface of the “Russian” community. The “Russians” fear the regime. They willingly take the bones it throws them. Among them there are many goyim who are willing to brutalize Jews in exchange for a piece of bread, to wag their tails in a display of loyalty and bark and bite on command in exchange for scraps from their Israeli masters’ tables.

These mercenaries are savage beasts, but they hate their Israeli masters far more than they hate the hapless Jews whose ceaseless torment the Israelis command. Indeed, push come to shove, they hate the Jews more not for their resistance to the Israeli State but for their failure, in the face of such brutal injustice, to stand up and fight for justice with arms in hand. What maddens the average “Russian” yassamnik in his heart of hearts is that, on the one hand, the Jews are brave enough to feebly defy the oppressive Israeli police state, but on the other hand they remain so stupidly loyal to this selfsame state that the methods of resistance they choose are utterly ineffective. When the “Russian” yassamnik places himself into the shoes of the “settlers” he has no choice but to simultaneously admit to himself that he has less courage than them but far more sanity, for were he to get up the courage to actually resist, he would not limit himself to the waving of orange ribbons.

The “Russians” fear the repressive power of the Israeli State and so take no action against it. But the vast majority of them are not stupid. They see full well the looming abyss into which Israel’s ruling elite is frog-marching the state. They know full well that they are expendable, that there is no room for them on the El-Al planes and chartered boats that will take the elite to safety at the last moment in the event of failure. They know full well that, while the elite enjoys its looted wealth on far-away tropical islands, they will die alongside the very “settlers” they are being ordered to oppress. They fear the elite and they hate it with a burning passion. The fear just barely outweighs the hatred. If the elite stumbles, if it shows weakness even for a moment, they will be the first to turn upon it and tear out its collective throat.

Make no mistake about it, dear reader, the vast majority of “Russians” would not want to live in Medinat Yehudah. They would, for the most part, rather be in America. But when given the choice between Israeli suicide and Judean survival, they will choose life. They will choose even sooner if they know that, in a true Torah Republic, their children will find a niche, whether as full-fledged Jewish citizens or as respected Noahide gerim toshavim.

The “Russians”, a community a million strong, are no friends of the Israeli elite. With the right incentive, with the right rhetoric, with the right propaganda and the right symbols, they will be our allies. If the Medinat Yehudah movement proves to them that the Jews are strong and the Israelis are weak, that the Jews will fight for victory while the Israelis play games with the lives of their sons, that Medinat Yehudah will treat them justly, honorably and humanely, according to a uniform, logical, predictable Law, even if they are secular or intermarried or not Jewish, they will abandon the Israeli elite and join our cause en masse.

The Israelis will seek to paint our demand for Jewish government as a demand to build a Jewish Iran, with psychotic “morality police”, book burnings and public floggings of women who wear short sleeves or miniskirts. The truth is, a Torah Republic would resemble Gilded Age America or Victorian England far more than Khomeini’s Iran.

Yes, there will be censorship, in the sense that visual pornography and indecent literature would not be readily accessible to minors. But no one is going to go around searching people’s homes for “indecent” art albums full of classical nudes.

Yes, there will be a public code of dress and behavior, but it will express itself not in floggings or morality police searching people’s homes for un-kosher food but in health department licensing being combined with kosher licensing so that an establishment cannot sell food to the public without a kosher license and in fines for public indecency. No one will flog a woman who goes out in a miniskirt or a man who curses in public. But the regular everyday cops will issue such people regular everyday tickets for public indecency in the exact same manner and with the exact same courtesy with which they would issue tickets for speeding or illegal parking. It will not be backs but pocketbooks that will feel the pain. And the same Halacha that mandates the hefty fines will also mandate the courtesy and discretion of the police, for it is a capital sin to cause a fellow Jew public embarrassment without extreme need.

Yes, Torah study will be mandatory in school and university. But no one is going to burn books on evolution or paleontology or physics or geology because the conclusions of modern scientists seem at first glance to be at odds with Torah. Torah and science cannot disagree. The Torah is the blueprint for all Creation. If science seems to disagree with Torah, we are either misinterpreting Torah or there is a need for further study in science. For both Torah interpretation and scientific inquiry there are exacting, well established processes. There is absolutely no need to disrupt either process in some benighted attempt to shoehorn one into the other. In due course, with progress, science and Torah interpretation will come to agree. In the meantime, we can simply note the apparent contradiction, register a need for further inquiry, and move on, taking advantage of both the benefits afforded by modern science and technology and the benefits afforded by a Torah-true oulook.

Nor will anyone force people to attend services on Shabbat against their will. What use are coerced prayers? What true Jew would call for the chillul Hashem of a Torah service conducted before a sullen congregation of unwilling parishioners held prisoner inside the schul by force and the threat of force? If people refuse to come to schul, this calls for the rabbi to go out and do kiruv, not for a bunch of gun-wielding morality police thugs taking some kind of roll call as if counting convicts in an exercise yard.

The only effect of the public enforcement of Jewish morals in a properly constituted Torah Republic will be that one would have to go online to order unkosher food or pornography, which will be quietly delivered to one’s door in discrete packaging, so as not to offend the public. There will likely be a hefty sin tax as well. Also, horror of horrors, Jewish children will begin their school day with appropriate prayer and mothers will be able to take their small children out in public without covering their eyes and ears every thirty seconds to shield them from the torrent of filth that courses through Israel’s current public sphere.

We are not Islamic barbarians. Nor will we act as such. The Israelis must not be allowed to win this propaganda war.

Now, dear reader, to give you a feel for what many in the “Russian” community really think about the Israeli State and its ruling elite, here is a translation of a talkback from “Agastheros”, a particularly honest, if vitriolic, frequent contributor to the Blind Samson’s Russian blog. As you read it, those of you who have not personally come into contact with “official” Israel would do well to reflect upon the truly African level of corruption to which the godless Israelis have descended in their anti-Torah shandeh of a banana republic, and upon the enormous chillul Hashem that results from this third-world cesspool being known worldwide as “the Jewish State”:

Many of those who were brought to Israel in the 1990s were young, practically still children.

After Soviet schools [which, for all their flaws, provided the best primary level scientific and mathematical education in the world -- VM], they were placed into the local “MONKEY CAGES”, where they were in every way urged to forget the Russian language and everything else that they had been taught in the totalitarian system (there is freedom here – children can do whatever they want!). The constant and unavoidable pressure, the demand to abandon your own identity and self-identification, caused instinctive rebellion.

But, as punishment for the children remaining “different”, their native contemporaries beat them without mercy –ganging up in packs against individuals. There was no one to complain to – our parents had their own problems. Diploma-bearing Soviet engineers who had, over there, commanded giant factory subdivisions or even whole industrial enterprises, received pennies for menial labor in the factories and for the work of cleaning staircases. And the “Russian” children, boys of 12 or 13, were forced, for beggars’ wages, to wash the cars of “important people”, to collect trash on beaches while the children of the “important people” played nearby, to clear drains. “Russian” boys were being exploited, but neither the liberal press nor the communal civil rights organizations bothered to notice.

And after they were drafted, “Russians” were accused of breach of discipline and even of plotting mutiny for daring to speak to one another in Russian. We really wanted to protest the blatant discrimination, but we did not know where to turn. So we had to stay silent. Afterwards, it was the “Russians” who spent a month and a half or two months nonstop in Lebanon, while the children of the big bosses either dodged the draft altogether or served right next to home. When they buried our half-Jewish friends, who had died for Israel, they buried them like dogs—outside cemetery walls.

After the army, those same children of Israeli shits at once jumped into managerial chairs bought with corruption and patronage though they generally had no qualifying education whatsoever, while the “Russians” hit the proverbial “glass ceiling” time and again.

And there was no point in complaining anymore. At once there followed the accusation of not knowing Hebrew, not knowing the local “reality” and of being ready to do anything whatsoever for a bottle of vodka. “Russiot pruitsot” (the Russians are whores) and “stalinistim”.

Ah, but what happened when the Israelis promoted the natives of their own shtetl! At once there appeared peace and prosperity.

It is no great matter if the Israeli ambassador to France shuffles his mortal coil in the embrace of a prostitute – after all, a poetic death for a 68 year old man.

And it is all right if the council general to the United States is implicated in sexual relations with a boy from a hostile State, — after all the flag of Israel is half sky-blue. [The Russian homosexual rights movement adopted the color shortly before the fall of the USSR, thus Russian slang refers to gays as “sky-blues” – VM]

But when the ambassador to Romania asks for a Romanian citizenship even before his term as ambassador is up, why that indeed is simply a Mazor ![a play on the Russian word “pozor”, meaning “shandeh” -- VM] Before he became ambassador to Bucharest, Sando Mazor held an exalted position in the Israeli police and in this high capacity ceaselessly struggled against the “Russian mafia”. Indeed the Israeli police are second to none! No one can be greater! In what other country could the guardians of public order brag that they were commanded by the man with iron genitals Sando Mazor, who ever readily proclaimed to all and sundry that he had “beitsim mi-barzel”! [Heb: “iron balls” – VM]

Because the Russian mafia could not be defeated or even found, the main warrior against it was sent to extraordinarily and plenipotentiarily represent the interests of the abovementioned State of Israel in the abovementioned State of Romania.

By the way, this is the same Romania that murdered approximately 380 thousand Jews during the Holocaust and where another Israeli citizen, Ofer Maksimov, under the nose of the police, the national bank and the foreign ministry, carried 250 million dollars, the which his loving sister procured from one of Israel’s banks.

By the way, they left the sister as collateral for the police and the bank and the money was transferred as a gambling loss to some Romanian no-one-knows-who in a casino owned by the Israeli you-know-who.

And what is really apropos, this casino, among other businesses, will now be extraordinarily and plenipotentiarily administered by the former chief of the Israeli police, former Israeli ambassador, future law-abiding citizen of Romania, the most honest and honorable Sando Mazor.

Learn and emulate, Russian mafia!

Apparently, ardent service to Mammon must be permissible due to important political considerations.

One can only marvel at the shtetl idiocy of the Jewish(?) State.

Israel will yet pay a TERRIBLE price for its gluttonous and depraved elite.

46-th place on the rankings of international mathematical olympiads is not easily earned.

Truly the old antisemite Voltaire was correct when he said: “If the Jews do create their own State – sooner or later they will sell it.”

Nota Bene: All of the above details are a work of fiction. Any similarities to Israeli reality are mere coincidence.

20 Av 5769

Medinat Yehudah, Queen of the Rogues

May 7, 2009

For those who missed it in the news last week, yet another European organization has called for boycott, divestment and sanctions against the State of Israel. The usual canards about “apartheid”, “occupation”, “settlements” and “human rights” were duly trotted out.

This time it’s the association of Scottish trade unions. While they were at it, they also called for a “review” of their relationship with their fellow godless Communist parasites, the Histadrut. The Israelis, as usual, had the gall to act surprised. Histadrut officials made all kinds of outraged squawks about trade unionist solidarity. After all, why would their fellow trade unionists ban the Histadrut? The Histadrut is red to the bone, pro-“peace”, anti-“occupation” and as godless as they come. There is really very little difference between Israeli communists and Scottish communists. Except that the Israeli communists are still nominally Jews. With the usual dismay of the assimilated self-hating Hellenist, the Israelis again discovered that, as far as the Jew-haters are concerned, a kike is a kike is a kike, regardless of length of beard and payot.

In fact, the boycott, divestment and sanctions movement is growing by leaps and bounds. European organizations are tripping one over the other to mouth platitudes in support of anti-Israel boycotts. In North America, the antisemitic campus freak show called “Israel Apartheid Week” has doubled the number of participating colleges and universities in just a single year. Comparisons with apartheid South Africa are growing routine. Even equations of Zionism with Nazism and calls to “de-countrify” Israel no longer raise eyebrows in polite company. If you are a leftist, hatred for Israel is de rigueur.

With the growth of Europe’s Moslem population, it is no longer a question of WHETHER Europeans will begin to participate in large-scale boycott, divestment and sanctions campaigns. It is simply a question of WHEN. The only thing the dying European and his terrifying new Moslem neighbors have in common is Jew-hatred. Therefore, the European will embrace Jew-hatred with a vengeance. Europe’s media elites will do it for the money. European politicians will do it for the Moslem swing vote. The European public will do it because, deep down, they hate Jews just as much today as they did in 1933. And everyone will do it for fear of Islamic violence.

America is not far behind. Once the Europeans start boycotting Israel en masse, it will only take a few falsely outraged Hollywood celebrities spouting crocodile tears over photoshopped pictures of dead babies to bring the boycotts to American shores. America’s Jewish community, overwhelmingly leftist and Hellenist, will not stand in the way. At the end of the day, what matters to them is being popular with the “in crowd”. Once the discourse shifts from abstract notions like “peace” to concrete pictures of dead Arab children and loud celebrity whining about “human rights”, America’s Jewish community will drop Israel like a hot potato. Those few who do anything else will be silenced with accusations of dual loyalty. When asked to choose between “human rights” and Israel, American Jews will choose “human rights”. When asked to choose between America and the Holy Land, American Jews will choose America. When asked to choose between their personal comfort and the safety of other Jews far away, America’s Jews will choose personal comfort.

Israel’s leaders know all this. The prospect utterly terrifies them. Indeed, fear of boycotts, divestment and sanctions will soon rival fear and hatred of the dati Jew in the collective mind of the Israeli ruling elite. After all, Israel depends utterly on foreign trade and investment.

This is why Medinat Israel desperately needs Medinat Yehudah. Indeed, if given the option of Medinat Yehudah, the more intelligent sectors of Israel’s ruling elite will grasp it with the desperate grip of a drowning man at a lifeline. Israel can survive in the long term only by sheltering behind the shield that is Judah. Israel can only avoid the hatred of the goyim by using Judah as a lightning rod to draw their ire. The ire of the goyim can incinerate weakling Israel in an instant, but it will affect mighty Judah not at all. For while Medinat Israel can only respond to worldwide boycott, divestment and sanctions a-la apartheid South Africa with whining, panic and economic collapse, Medinat Yehudah will be able to safely respond to the same with a hearty laugh and the one-finger salute.

Unlike the luxury-addicted sushi-eaters of Tel Aviv, the Jews of Judah will not measure their success by the size of their bank accounts or the flashiness of their cars. The Israeli may want a country like all the goyim, but the true Jew wants Eretz Yisrael. If he has to tighten his belt to possess it, he will. But, for that matter, he will not have to tighten it that much. The Israeli fears the goy and thus obeys goyshe “law”. The Jew fears only Hashem. To the Jew, there is only one law – the Law of Hashem’s Holy Torah. Thus, while the Israeli will wither and die if the goyim don’t buy his high-tech trinkets, his software and his oranges, the Jew has plenty upon which to build his economy. There are plenty of things the goyim will buy from the Jews, sanctions or not. The most prominent of these things are:

Arms

Man has killed man since the beginning of time and will do so until the End of Days. Whether it be barbaric tribes in Africa, drug cartels in Latin America or rebels in Asia, someone will always want to buy arms. And that someone will pay hard cash for quality merchandise, no questions asked. Of necessity, Judah will have to be self-sufficient in arms. Of necessity, these arms will be top quality, battle-tested hardware. Of necessity, they will deliver excellent performance at a reasonable price. And therefore, there will always be a large market for Judah’s arms.

Who cares if the arms have to be shipped in containers marked “agricultural equipment” exported through the Israeli port of Haifa instead of through one of Judah’s ports? Who cares, for that matter, if they have to be shipped by submersible to a nighttime beach in Cyprus or to a quiet rendezvous at some random coordinate in the middle of the sea? These things are just part of doing business. Factor them into the price and have done. As long as the buyer pays cash, Judah will deliver.

Nor will Judah care to export merely small arms and basic equipment. You want the most modern battle command systems, missiles, tanks, aircraft? No need to settle for cheap North Korean junk built out of recycled sewer pipe with 1950s technology. Judah will provide. You want stable VX, bioengineered plague, ballistic missiles? No need to settle for no-fly Nodongs and substandard mustard gas anymore! Payment in bullion or diamonds only, please. You want a tactical nuke or two so the government of, say, Columbia will take your rebel-group-cum-drug-cartel seriously? Yields up to ten kilotons are available for qualified buyers. Bring cash up front. Judah will deal.

Yes, the missiles will not take coordinates within the territory of Judah. Yes, the nukes will not fit on a ballistic missile, will go off if someone tampers with the case and a series of appropriate safeguards will make them quite difficult to smuggle back into Judah’s own territory. But, in the end, none of this will matter. Judah will not care what bunch of goyim kills what other bunch of goyim in some part of the galut far, far away. All that Judah will care for is that the buyer is not Moslem and that there is cash on the barrel. There will be buyers in plenty for this kind of merchandise if it comes with no questions and no strings, regardless of what howls of outrage emanate from what goyshe government.

Drugs

The goyim may hate our guts, but their addicts will buy our dope. The opium poppy will grow in the hills of Judah just as well as it grows in the mountains of Afghanistan. In fact, it will grow better, because the Jews of Judah will be better farmers with better gear than illiterate Afghani peasants. If the vineyards of the Golan cannot bring in money, let coca bushes replace the grape vines. If Teva factories cannot churn out cut-price aspirin, let them churn out cut-price heroin, oxycontin, ice, ecstasy and LSD. Located in fully modern pharmaceutical factories, Judah’s manufacturers will beat jungle labs and basement ice shops any day of the week, both on price and on quality and consistency of product. Rest assured that Europe’s mafiosi will not care whom they deal with to obtain the drugs they sell on Europe’s streets.

Judah is a stone’s throw away from the Mediterranean coast of Europe, with its myriad of bays, inlets and small islands. Smugglers and pirates have used that coast from time immemorial. Not the Romans and not the Ottomans and not even the Nazis could stop the smugglers from coming and going as they please. Today’s goyim will do no better than their ancestors. Let them chase speedboats and fiberglass submarines from Cartagena to Alexandroupoli and everywhere in between. They will catch one in a hundred, if they are lucky.

Protection

The Eastern Mediterranean is one of the busiest shipping lanes in the world. Tens of thousands of ships pass through the Suez Canal each year. They all have to funnel through the Eastern Mediterranean.

If private citizens based in Judah’s ports were to equip some fast private vessels with autocannon, missiles and torpedoes, the government of Judah certainly wouldn’t care. The right to keep and bear arms is, after all, a mark of true freedom. And if these same private citizens were to, let’s say, interfere with the shipping, the government of Judah could, regrettably, do nothing. And if goyshe warships were to attempt to stop these private citizens and some goyshe warships were destroyed in the process, Judah would not care. After all, the jurisdiction of Judah would not extend beyond territorial waters and, at any rate, Judah would not accept the testimony of hostile goyim in her courts.

If the goyim think that Somali ragamuffins with RPGs and rusty AKs are dangerous, let them see what real pirates can do. It has been some time since the Europeans had to deal with the pirate sultanates of the Barbary Coast. Judah would be happy to re-teach them their history lessons.

Of course, there would be insurance companies willing to secure those wishing to travel through the dangerous waters of the Eastern Mediterranean. Some of these companies would, in fact, experience remarkably low payout ratios in comparison with their competitors. Soon, these few companies would dominate the insurance business. Their rising dominance would coincide, quite strangely, with a substantial decrease in pirate attacks.

Counterfeit

The Israeli State does not print its own currency. It’s just not cost effective for such a small country. Instead, the Israelis order their banknotes from South Korea. Judah, on the other hand, will not have such luxury. The Shekel Yehudah will be printed in Medinat Yehudah. And since one already has the typographic machines, why limit them to just one currency? If the goyim do not wish to trade with Judah, Judah would certainly have no qualms about destabilizing their economies while making money in the process. In fact, the less stable the goyshe economies become, the less money the goyim will have to finance their efforts to stop Judah’s other lines of foreign trade and the more pressure will build for an end to meaningful sanctions against Judah, if only to stem the flood of destabilizing counterfeit.

And while we are at it, let’s not forget that currency is not the only item that can be counterfeited. If goyshe states refuse to recognize Judah and refuse to do normal business with Judah, why should Judah respect their intellectual property laws? If it’s valuable, it can be copied. If it’s cost-effective to do so, the copies can be smuggled.

Illegal Immigrants

Across Asia and Africa, millions clamor to reach Europe’s golden shores. Many of these people will pay. Why should their money go elsewhere? Judah will provide covert transport to Europe if it’s cost-effective to do so. All the prospective immigrant to Europe would have to do is buy a tourist ticket to Israel, then enter Judah on a tourist visa. From there, it’s a question of money.

With a combination of arms proliferation, drug dealing, piracy, counterfeiting and people smuggling, Judah will not want for either hard currency or international opprobrium. And while the ire of the goyim is directed full force at Judah, Israel will be safe. Not only will the attention of the goyim be focused elsewhere, but the existence of a Torah Republic next door will provide a safety valve for Israel. Those wishing to live by Halacha in a Jewish State will see first hand the sacrifices required to do so. Those who decide to make the sacrifices will move to Judah, leaving Israel to the chilonim and the Israeli elite. It is for this reason, dear reader, that those among Israel’s ruling elite who have working brains will do everything in their power to bring about the rise of Medinat Yehudah the moment a majority of those who wear knitted kippot begin to seriously work toward the creation of such a state.

But won’t the goyim try to stop Judah? Won’t they sanction, bomb, even invade?

Indeed the goyim will try to destroy Medinat Yehudah. But their options against a true rogue state are limited. Sanctions will not work because Judah will already be under sanctions. Aerial bombing and invasion will not be attempted for fear that Judah’s revenge will come to the parks and cafes and shopping malls of those who sent the planes and the troops, in the form of small groups of determined young men and women wielding everything from pistols to poison gas and bioweapons. For that matter, as the capabilities of Judah’s armed forces grow, invasion by European and American forces will become less and less likely. America and Europe are paper tigers. They can stand neither the sight nor the smell of blood, especially when it’s THEIR blood. America has not invaded North Korea. It will not invade Judah.

What the goyim WILL do is arm the Moslem confrontation states in the hope that these will put paid to Judah and absorb all the damage while they are at it. But they will do this anyway. Judah will be stronger than the Moslem confrontation states or Judah will cease to exist. Therefore, the goyim can do NOTHING that they wouldn’t be doing ANYWAY, from the moment of Judah’s independence.

They will arm our enemies, protest our actions regardless of what we do, write nasty editorials in their newspapers and make assorted meaningless gestures. And, at the end of the day, they will negotiate. Judah will agree to limit her destabilizing activities in direct proportion to goyshe efforts to replace Judah’s income from these activities. When the goyim feel enough pain, they will agree to Judah’s terms.

In the meantime, Judah’s economy will do just fine. The towns and cities of Judah will be self-sufficient in food from the beginning because they have to be in order for Judah to achieve independence in the first place. Hard currency and strategic materials will come from “rogue” activities if they cannot be earned “legitimately”.

At the end of the day, Medinat Yehudah will become Queen of the Rogues, a nation armed to the teeth, apart from the world, ready to take on all comers at the drop of a hat and to inflict such a price for her life that no goyshe government could do anything but blanch and back off at the thought of paying it. As the goyshe sanctions regime falls apart under Judah’s relentless pressure, it will be Judah’s commodity-backed currency, the Torah-demanded “honest shekel” that will become Judah’s greatest asset. In a world of paper money, the Shekel Yehudah will be the one true “hard” currency. For unlike the Israeli piece of paper by the same name, every one of Judah’s shekels will be backed by a physical shekel of precious alloy hidden deep inside a Judean vault. Once sanctions are eased and bank contacts are made possible, the Shekel Yehudah will become the new Swiss Frank. And with it will come the most lucrative and the least violent of all “rogue” activities, the line of business that will sustain Judah long after piracy and drug smuggling and even arms dealing become undesirable as sources of income:

Banking Services

Across the world, bank privacy is crumbling. Even Switzerland is bowing to pressure from its neighbors. As of last month, the bank privacy law of 1934 is dust. Now, not only will the Swiss provide information on and freeze the accounts of those labeled “terrorists” and “money launderers” but even the ordinary Germans, Englishmen and Americans wishing to evade confiscatory taxation in their countries cannot use Swiss banks to do so. What this means is that there is now an opportunity that has been largely unavailable since a dirt-poor rogue state in the Alps stopped deriving most of its income from exporting mercenaries to fight in Europe’s wars. In an age of crowned heads and serfs, Switzerland was a confederacy of fiercely independent cantons full of free men willing to snatch up pike and halberd and turn out to defend their mountaintop homes at the drop of a hat. This meant that Switzerland was the one place where a man could keep his money safe from the long arm of his rapacious king, for no king’s authority reached there. And just as Switzerland stored Europe’s gold then, so Medinat Yehudah will store the world’s gold in the future.

When all is said and done and the struggle is over at last, Medinat Yehudah will become not a Jewish Iran or a Jewish North Korea, but a Jewish Switzerland.

13 Iyar 5769